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Life is basically trying to meet better people than the ones you currently know.
My age is very inappropriate for my behavior.
The object of golf.... is to play the least amount of golf.
Just think about all the stuff you aren`t thinking about.
Go to O`Reilly Auto Parts website and type, `121G` in the search bar.
Iām beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on your bus do not go round & round.
"My place is a mess" - Every girl, ever.... "Well in that case, I`m not coming in" - No guy, ever
I fell asleep at the wheel smh, time to turn Mario Kart off and go to bed.
If you could have one super power would you pick flying, invisibility, or falling asleep without questioning every decision you`ve ever made
People who eat grapes are impatient alcoholics
Typical: you have nothing to wear for a party and suddenly the rabbits, the birds and the mice begin to sew you a dress
In my defense Your Honor, I thought she had been stung by a jellyfish.
My IQ? ... With google or without?
Iām over the 30-day ab challenge ... Is there a 30-day nap challenge I can take on?
I saw a guy walking 4 dogs this morning and thought, Wow!.. That guy must be really blind.