Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
I try to explain to my kids during the movie that in reality, even a cowardly lion would eat a girl and a little dog.
How long do I have to sleep before I`m legally a bear?
Iron Man is a superhero. Iron woman is a command.
Had a pizza today without extra cheese. Dieting is hard
Mondays are middle finger approved
Remember when waking up early on Saturday mornings involved cartoons and not untagging photos on Facebook?
Is it wrong to ask someone with an eye patch "Was it all fun and games up to that point?"
Sometimes you`ve got to ask yourself: "Why am I talking to myself?"
Want someone to stop texting you? Sleep with them.
Curling irons have a warning tag that says “For External Use Only.” Which of you sick mofos made that necessary?
I was really pissed at my girlfriend for not calling me all day. Then I remembered she`s imaginary. So I`m good.
With all the new car technology you would think someone could invent a side mirror that could show where an object actually appears.
I was going to give you a nasty look but I see you already have one!
Why do pickup truck commercials think it`s very important that I`m able to tow a plane?