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They call cat people crazy but they`re not the ones outside at 5AM putting fresh dog poop into little baggies.
I`m sure the fellow below don`t have big feet :(
There are 2 types of people that annoy me: Drunk people, when I`m sober. Sober people, when I`m drunk.
Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me.
Ran into the girl who broke my heart. Totally worth the damage to my car.
Hi, im _____ but you could call me sexy.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it´s still on the list.
slugs are snails that are going through a divorce
If you have really strong opinions on subjects that you know very little about... then Facebook just may be the perfect thing for you.
Left the toilet seat up. Wife screaming in 5, 4, 3, 2...
Arguing with people in the comments section is like crack for me. I don`t do it.
I don’t think I get enough credit for doing everything I do while being unmedicated.
Don`t have sex man, it leads to kissing and pretty soon you will have to start talking to her..
I was standing in front of the mirror eariler, admiring my six pack for hours. But it got really warm so I put it back in the fridge.
It´s never to late to be happy