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Relationship status: Don`t tell me to calm down! You called a stormtrooper a robot!
I bet anyone who`s had to fight a bear has snuck at least one hug in
Once and for all, I agree to ALL "the terms and conditions" that have or will ever exist!
I`ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.
Every now and then when I`m in a room alone I say out loud, "I know you`re listening". If I`m wrong, nobody knows. If I`m right, I just freaked the hell out of some guy.
Guuuyyyysssss, never ever play leapfrog with a unicorn.... Its not worth it.....
I hate it when Hippos fall on me when walking home from school... :D
You know you`re broke when your bank flags deposits as suspicious activity.
When a man says he`ll do anything for a woman, he means slaying dragons, killing zombies and rescuing her from castle towers. IT DOES NOT MEAN cleaning garage, fixing roof and cleaning out the basement!
Now working on my 2nd million. I gave up on the first.
I was the kid my parents warned me about.
I`m tired of being the better person. One day I`d like to be the bitch that they claim I am.
If each day is a gift, I wonder where I can return monday.
They`re all cop cars when you`re this high.
People be like: "Awe baby you make me so happy." But the second you break up they be like, "finally happy."