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Every time I`m about to win an argument with my wife someone wakes me up.
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch folks do it for hours.
Ladies - I am still available as a great last minute Christmas gift!
Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will only be jingling "part" of the way this year, as usual ur patience is appreciated.
I need an app that shows oncoming traffic on my touchscreen while I`m driving
Facebook looks so boring on the outside, but once you start using it, its like NARNIA BRO!
When I drink alcohol.. everyone says I`m an alcoholic. But.. When I drink Fanta.. no one says I`m fantastic.
Cop: Been drinking tonight, ma`am? Me: No, I`m just dizzy b/c I`m having a heavy flow day. It`s really clotty and... Cop: You`re free to go.
Sometimes, you wonder what the hell the music video has to do with the song.
Whoever left me in charge of my own destiny has a lot of explaining to do.
Covers on, too hot. Covers off, too cold. One foot out would prolly be ok, but I don’t wanna be dragged from bed paranormal activity style.
It’s a good job Apple isn’t in charge of New Year. We’d all be expecting 2015 and get 2014S instead.
I feel like doing something productive today. If I sit here long enough, maybe it will go away.
99% of people are stupid. Luckily, I’m part of the other 2%
So many fun things to say ... too many relatives on Facebook to post!