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You make me want to be a better class of psycho.
I`d rather run into the four horsemen of the apocalypse than a group of women out on a "girls` night."
Life is what happens when your cell phone is charging.
My relationship with whiskey has been on the rocks lately.
I have no idea who is gonna die first in this movie, because everyone is white.
Happy Labor Day to someone who barely labored this year.
"Do not touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in braille
Psycho and socio have always been my favorite paths.
If my "check engine" light would check my wallet, it would know there`s nothing I can do about it.
You are the reason why I bite the heads off teddy grams.
How can I go to sleep when this movie I’ve seen 70 times just started?
On demand sucks. Hoarders made me fill up the dumpster and clean the house. Now I want to collect coupons and go to the pawn shop....
Doing something weird and thinking “this is why I’m single”.
what do you mean booze ain`t food!?
I`d like to help you out ... Which way did you come in?