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ah Saturday, where it`s socially acceptable to drink in the morning. ;)
Diet goal: I want to lose just enough so that my hand will fit comfortably in a Pringles can...
I can`t afford Disney World so we go to the biggest hill on my street and my kids wait an hour before I roll them down in my office chair.
If you see someone wearing camouflage clothing, bump into them. It only takes a second of your time & it makes them feel like it works.
I`m not sure if this woman in the Starbucks line ahead of me is ordering a drink or casting a spell.
Be nice to a nerd. Prevent a super-villain.
Women have closets full of `I have nothing to wear.`
The only cat like reflex I possess is turning and staring at the wall when you talk to me.
Any fool can use a computer ... Many do
If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence... Your answer should always be, Please don`t hit me again officer...
I`m old enough to remember when apparently the worst thing life could hand you was lemons.
There`s been a whole lot of office Romance since I became self employed...
why we do not have a romance class...............
Here is a thought for all you mind readers out there…
Orgasms are alot like pizza. As long as I have pizza I don`t really care if you don`t have any pizza.