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It’s a good thing not everyone has a smartphone. Someone has to honk when the light turns green.
"Please don`t put a million dumb photos of me on your Facebook... it just annoys your friends" - Every baby
I`m getting really tired of being really tired of stuff.
All I`m saying is why blame it on being lazy when you can blame it on being old?
Is life fair? Short answer, no. Long answer, nooooooo.
How many selfies does it take to get to the center of attention?
Slow dancing with a fat girl? More like moving a fridge by yourself.
I don`t get enough credit for not going on killing sprees.
I’m a pervert, but in a romantic way.
Nascar would be so more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.
I’m not surprised you’re having problems I had a bad experience with your reality once too.
Do the right thing today: Go to someone`s profile, scroll down 4 months, and like something.
My girlfriend is about to do this ice water bucket challenge. She don`t know yet though she`s still in bed
I`ve been texting so much lately that I move my thumbs from side to side when I`m actually talking to someone.