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Hair pulling during sex is hot ... unless the whole wig comes off.
I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. But pissing off everyone is fun and easy.
If you cry loudly enough at a Walmart everyone will just assume you work there.
Keep the dream alive......... Hit the snooze button.
I hate girls who insert the phrase "my boyfriend" into every conversation. So does my boyfriend.
I guess “Trying to be” isn’t really the answer the doctor was looking for when he asked if I was sexually active.
Can anyone tell me how to become a illegal immigrant, their benefits are undeniably more superior to our own.
Only you can prevent bathroom mirror pictures.
If I had a jet pack I would look AWESOME dying within the first 2 minutes of having a jet pack.
I just got an email telling me how I can have fuller, firmer breasts. I can`t wait to show them to my wife!!
Yes... I repost. Isn`t that kinda the point? Spread the love and shit? Mostly shit... But that`s your fault...
Good morning friends … Wait … what the hell m I doing up this early?
My number was 0...
Netflix basically has every movie, except for the ones I actually want to watch.
I carry a knife, but it`s just in case of cake.