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Damn your Hott!...........................Freaking Sun! lmao =P
If someone doesn’t stand up to let you pass them in movie theater seats, it’s totally cool and legal to fart in their face as you walk by.
You know it’s going to be a bad day when your horoscope starts with… “Are you sitting down?”
Coffee keeps me busy until it`s time to be drunk.
May your Labor Day contain no Labor!
Screw you recommended serving size. You don’t know me.
"People should just mind their own business," probably the funniest thing I`ve ever read on a social networking site.
Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.
If all the world´s a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
I was standing in front of the mirror eariler, admiring my six pack for hours. But it got really warm so I put it back in the fridge.
Your parents taught you to wash your hands after you pee. My parents taught me not to pee on my hands in the first place.
It´s never to late to be happy
So... Where does one obtain minions?
Mini M&M`s - for when you just can`t finish an entire M&M
If I get a million likes on Facebook......not a damn thing will change.