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In movies, do actors wear costume underwear? Or underwear from home? The whole thing is confusing. I don`t think I can keep watching movies
I never make stupid mistakes ... only very clever ones
The loudest possible way to open a bag of chips is to try and do it quietly.
You can`t make everyone happy, so today I think you should focus on me.
Why is it called when animals attack? It should be called when retarded people go near dangerous animals.
Yes, bitches be trippin’ but maybe I pushed one.
Pandora has spoiled me. Five seconds into any conversation and I`m looking for the thumbs-down button.
If you ever hear me say that I missed you it`s only because I have bad aim.
Just realized I have more in common with Garfield than I have with most people
You can make up any word you want in conversation and if you use it in a dilsationary way, people rarely question the meaning.
Alcohol is never the answer...unless, of course, you ask what I`ll be doing tonight.
She said there`s no difference between turkey bacon and regular bacon, and now I`m supposed to just "forget about it"?
Ladies first. Because it might be dangerous.
If I was stuck on a desert island with only one record, I would want it to be the record for being able to swim the farthest.
Happy 4th of July ! ... It`s a holiday. You know what that means... Ten million status updates saying the exact same thing. Get ready.