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Who says nothing is impossible. I´ve been doing nothing for years.
My dad said if I don`t get of facebook in 3 seconds he would jab my face into the keyboahajsirksjapquebxm
Why do crutons come in resealable bags? Are we really worried about them going stale?
I accidentally ran over my neighbour`s cat........... Nine times....... just in case
Donald Trump`s hair saw its shadow. We have six more weeks of protesting.
Shouldn`t the Air and Space museum be empty?
Whoever said "sticks and stones may break your bones but words will never hurt you" has obviously never been hit with a dictionary.
Every novel is a mystery, if you never finish it.
You`re the reason I wake up everyday. Just kidding I have a job.
Pro Tip: If you knock on the door to a bathroom stall and someone says "one second," wait more than one second before entering.
Don`t ask me what I did today, neither of us want to hear it out loud.
It`s called fall because everything is falling; leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, motivation...
Weekends r like d salary.. It takes a lot to get thr, & whn it finally does, it`s over in no time ;) - aa
So apparently airport security doesn`t like it when you call shotgun before boarding a plane.
The longer a Woman takes to get ready, the easier it is to piss her off.. it`s Science