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When we are small, our mom`s would use really small forks as spoons to feed us...But what about Chinese moms? Would they use toothpicks?
I bet the guy made of money in the Gieco commercial doesn`t ever ride his motorcycle on Martin Luther King Blvd in any town.
The good thing about Facebook is if someone gets on your nerves enough, you can make them cease to exist in your world and you don`t even have to hide a body.
My 4yo just shut the bathroom door on me while I was inside and told me I was in jail. So I locked the door. I love this game.
I may not have great parenting skills, but in my defense the kids don`t have great childing skills either.
Have you guys seen the new documentary about white trash? I only saw the trailer.
Does "who cares" count as advice?
This bar doesn’t know it yet, but it’s about to be karaoke night.
Today is that day where anything you read online could be totally made up. Oh, wait, that`s every day.
Behind every successful status update, there is a Ctrl C & Ctrl V
One of us spends too much time on Facebook.
"There`s more than one way to skin a cat." -Chinese restaurant proverb
You have no idea how funny I am to me.
I`ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.!!
If someone farts at a poker tournament, no one will ever know who did it.