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Do gun manuals have Trouble Shooting sections?
Bigger isn`t always better. Thighs, for example.
Ever get the feeling someone is watching you when you sleep? Yeah, sorry about that.
When I see someone walking more than one dog I always think, "wow, that person must be really blind."
I always tell myself there is no such thing as a stupid question, but everyday someone tries to change my mind
Can I have a free unlimited day trial of being attractive?
Can’t wait till I’m old and I can play the ‘fall asleep’ card in awkward situations.
We all have faults. It`s just that mine are better than yours.
I know karate, jujitsu, judo, taekwondo and 28 other dangerous words. Still wanna` mess with me?
I`m sorry, I live in the U.S. so I don`t really get the metric system. How much exactly is "in moderation"?
According to maxipad commercials, all women are full of blue windshield washer fluid...
Doing some caroling! All by myself. In people`s backyards. In the bushes. Very little singing. Mostly watching.
Women my age expect a man to have his sh!t together by now. Time to start dating younger women.
i like boobs
Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?" but they don`t stop long enough for you to reply!