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You`re not a geek or a nerd because you always have to have the latest high tech gadgets and electronics. YOU`RE RICH
So, I guess we’re just supposed to assume the number is 1-800-Ghostbusters?
About to try ordering subway without saying um... Wish me luck!
I`m not crazy I`m just special! No wait maybe I am crazy.. One second, I have to talk to myself about this hold on...
Every semicolon I have ever used has been a complete guess.
A Slinky is a great way to teach young children that it`s fun to push things down the stairs.
Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza.
I really think there should be a separate driving lane for those of us running solely on caffeine and rage.
What if your soulmate is over there on Twitter while you`re here on Facebook?
Serious question: Are doctors sure erectile dysfunction isn`t just a side effect of being married & bangin the same woman for years & years?
If I have nosy neighbors, I always like to dig five 7 ft. x 3 ft. x 6 ft. holes in the back yard and every couple of days, Fill one in.
Finally got this fire hydrant open, but there was like, the opposite of fire inside
I hate people who take drugs ... Customs for example.
She says I keep pushing her buttons. If that were true, I would have found `mute` by now.
Procrastination: when "make a bucket list" is on your bucket list.