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If I don`t `like` your post it`s because I don`t care...
When your coworker tells you they are getting a divorce a high five is not the right answer. Or so I`ve been told. Twice now.
People say circumcision dosen`t hurt. I was circumcised when I was born and I couldn`t walk for nearly a year.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall (he also had a pretty good summer too).
Sometimes I order Domino`s but give them Pizza Hut`s address. And when they show up and start fighting, I just wait with my mouth open.
Behind every beautiful song is a person who really shouldn`t sing it out loud in public
Great. Trapped in an elevator with a dead body again. Well not exactly dead yet but he`s making noises with his gum
The hardest thing about returning to work after a long weekend is remembering to fart quietly.
If it wasn’t for caffeine I wouldn’t be a functioning member of society.
Halloween is the perfect time to redistribute those undesired condiment packets of ketchup, mustard, BBQ & soy sauce.
Some people just need to be clothes lined
Gotta admire people who drive with one hand holding on to a mattress tied to the roof.
I can`t wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend
Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.
A lot of woman turn into good drivers. So if you`re a good driver, beware of women drivers when their making a turn.