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Being an adult is mainly drinking coffee and pretending to be productive.
Falling in love is lot like dying, you never get to do it enough to become good at it.
I`ll be taking my time and yours,, thank you....... -- all 80 yr. old drivers
Seems like everyone is either trying to pretend they have the life they want, or escape the life they have.
Why must the phrase, "It is none of my business" always be followed by, "but"?
Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
I wrote a song about a tortilla actually its more of a wrap.
"Try to score a goal. Don`t use your hands. See you afterwards." - Soccer coaches
hmmmm...halo or horns today??
I`d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Apparently a teen in Brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. So incase you were wondering. ...41, guys,...that`s the limit.
This debate episode has to be the craziest Celebrity Apprentice I`ve ever seen!
Shouting "Not it!" should still make us exempt from doing anything that we don`t feel like doing.
Football: 22 people on the field desperately in need of rest and 75,000 in the stands desperately in need of exercise.
Volleyball is just a more intense game of "Don`t let the balloon touch the floor"