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Does ke$ha go by k€sha in Europe?
Before we start this relationship, I am going to need you to explain a few pics in your Facebook albums.
Forget the hero part, I just like the fact that Batman punches clowns.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
I`m sorry I hurt your feelings. When I called you stupid, I really thought you already knew.
We`re all here because we`re not all there...
The wife finally agreed to anal sex... Does anyone know what a strap-on is?
loves driving down the road and just waving at random people like you know them!:D
Why can`t the ice cream man just get a freakin liquor license already
I’m drinking because you’re talking.
Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?
My girlfriend asked me to send some dirty pics. So I sent her a picture of my sink full of dishes. :)
exercise........you mean extra fries
Happy birthday to my Pet Rock who is 453,786,321 years old today!
Do the right thing today: Go to someone`s profile, scroll down 4 months, and like something.