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You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.
"Don`t try this at home" encourages people to try it at another`s home instead.
I`m really sick and tired of food having calories...
I need an app that shows oncoming traffic on my touchscreen while I`m driving
I celebrate 4/20 on January 5th, because I know how to reduce fractions unlik the rest of you morons.
So.. who else is sleeping naked tonight?
I’ve made some pretty bad choices in life but I have to admit, having orange juice with Oreos was the worst.
If anybody asks, I was on Facebook all night tonight, okay? Thanks for having my back, everyone.
I am not as think as you drunk I am
I was blown away when I realised the word " OK " is a side ways person.
There`s no hiding it, my ex sucks at school... And in cars, alleys, and public restrooms...
The greatest fear is NOT fear itself. It’s dropping your phone in a port-a-potty!
The hardest things about beginning any new relationship has got to be learning how to fart quietly again.
What do you mean casual Friday does not mean drink wine and get drunk at work
My ex-girlfriend broke up with me because she says I was obsessed with football. I was shocked. I mean we were together for 3 1/2 seasons.