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Marriage teaches you a lot about yourself. For instance, I`ve learned that I don`t need to use so many paper towels, and they`re expensive.
I really need a long road trip, top down, in the Jeep...with a cooler....loud music....and an extra cooler in case the first one isn`t enough
The only thing worse than a male chauvinistic pig is a woman that won’t do as she is told
My life is the intersection between having too much caffeine and constantly yawning.
If Facebook changed "poke" to "stab" I would use it all the time.
A group of toddlers is called a migraine
I`ve decided to take some time off Facebook so I can focus on work and, ok, I`m back
I always try to learn from the mistakes of other people..... who have taken my advice
"Woo, I`m on a roll today, baby!" -butter
Ahh..Monday, so we meet again ... You dirty bitch!!
What ? Who ? Exactly my point. Now move along and go read something else. Nosey !!
Don`t blame me, I was born awesome ;)
Most of my colleagues and friends can`t spell colleagues or friends.
The reason swans mate for life is because they don`t talk.
I remembered my wedding anniversary today. It was last week.