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Going back to work after 12 days off is the best way to realize I should have married for money.
Exercise... the poor person`s plastic surgery
I think I`m gonna take a hot shower. Its like a normal shower, but with me in it.
Just ONCE, I`d like to look deep into your beautiful eyes, and make hot sweet love with you without some pop-up window ruining the mood.
You are wasting your time reading this status.
Ever met a boring and stable girl who was good in bed? Exactly.
Someone just told me to "Have a good morning". What about the rest of my day mother f*cker?
A lot of people cry when they chop onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.
I left my phone at home all day today. Is the sky always blue like that?
everyone is BEAUTIFUL in there own way--your just to UGLY to see that
I am Looking for a Bank which can offer me these Two Services..... .Give me a Loan & then Leave me aLone. :)
Due to no supervision and sheer lack of self control; I sincerely with GREAT guilt! Here now inform you. I ate your banana split
Some people walk into your life and leave footprints on your heart. Some people walk into life and make you want to leave footprints on their face
Love is like a Hot Pocket: If you rush into it, you`re bound to get burned
I get butterflies in my stomach every time I eat butterflies.