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I used to be in a band called ‘Missing Cat’. You probably saw our posters on poles.
Thinking of getting another kitchen table just for all my mail
I put a pair of boots in the bathroom stall at work so nobody else will use the stall that I like to use.
The responsibility of taking out the trash should be left to the person who runs out of ways to fit more trash in the bag.
It’s not a great nap, unless you wake up and can’t remember what day it is.
This salad tastes like I`m about done with my New Year`s Resolution.
The other day my son asked me who picks up the seeing eye dog`s poop.
Taking your pants off is a good way to let someone know you feel comfortable in their home.
Life`s too short for Salad..............
Accidentally walking through the camping aisle at Target every once in a while is about as outdoorsy as I get.
Well, all I have to say is TGIF. (Post this on any day but Friday to get comments)
To a musician, a g-string means something completely different than it does to me. .
Last night I was thrown out of the casino for misunderstanding the use of the Crap table.
The man who created the Thesaurus has died. He`ll be fondly remembered, commemorated, memorialized, recalled and recollected.
Day Light savings this weekend is pissing me off, we will lose a hour we will never get back...........wait...thinkin`.....I guess we do....carry on...