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If my calculations are correct then someone else did them for me.
Does the Food Network deliver?
Facebook: Saving us money on birthday cards since 2004
So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the “Jags” and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the “Bucs,” what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
Sluts are just hookers with no grasp of economics.
"Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas."
Find someone who is honest, laughs when you make fun of them, and then give each other orgasms.
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side.
never tell a lie...unless it is true
Oh, you fell in love?! I fell in my bathtub.
Fashion is what you call hideous clothes that are really expensive
Google maps should have a “Scenic!” route option for when we’re not in a hurry and just want to enjoy the ride.
Love your neighbor. But don`t get caught.
Idea: maybe the police force for a town of 20,000 shouldn`t have access to weapons you ordinarily need cheat codes to get
When I was a kid...no wait, I still do that.