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One man`s sarcastic answer, is another man`s stupid question
What if pay-phones are disappearing so they can keep us in the matrix?
New Years Eve. It takes 24,367 bolts to put a car together and only 1 nut to spread it all over the road, please don`t drink and drive and become the nut
A fairy godmother but for breakups. She takes your phone and leaves alcohol and possibly your first cat.
Lake Superior really needs to lose the attitude.
Iām not going bald. Iām getting more head.
I just sprayed Citrus Fabreeze in my bathroom... Now it smells like Sh*trus
Chase you? ... B!tch please, I don`t even chase my liquor.
anyone celebrating anything today? Anything at all... doesn`t matter what. I just need something to drink to.
This patience thing takes forever.
I heard she was born naked!! That slut!
They ordered two extra large pizzas at work. I wonder what everyone else is going to eat.
My girlfriend told me she wanted me to surprise her with a gift that will take her breath away. I`m thinking about getting her a treadmill.
I wish the guy made of money in the Gieco commercial would ride his motorcycle through my town.
everyone has that one crazy person in there family...but in my case everyone is just as crazy as i am!XD