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That`s weird, all this time I thought the Birds and the Bees was a dance from the 50`s.
Has anyone ever seen a gorilla in the mist? Some of the local drivers struggle to see my car in perfect daylight conditions, so I doubt that they`d spot a Gorilla in limited visibility!!!!!
In my most recent survey,,, four out of five women talked crap about the fifth one whenever she was out of earshot.
Today, A 12 year-old came up to me and said "May I please have a cigarette?". I can`t believe kids this age are already so polite.
I tried to make both ends meet, but I`m a poor judge of distance.
Whenever someone invites me to their home and I see more than 3 cars parked outside, I keep driving just in case it`s an intervention.
It`s unfortunate that most people will never run out of things to say.
Are you always this stupid? or are you just making special effort today...
I only use shampoo that smells like raspberries so people don`t think it`s weird when I have jam in my hair.
I wonder if the earth teases other planets for having no life.
Would the 2 Sonic dudes just get it over with and kiss already
Over 400 billion people a year are victims of exaggerated statistics.
Living with a child is like using a blender with no lid...
Requesting a table in the “Hot Waitress” section should be socially acceptable.
That time Homer`s arms were stuck in a vending machine until he realized he could just let go is basically what all of life is like