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I don`t ever know where I`m at till I`m there
Spread happiness by smiling at a stranger today...or flash them your boobs. Strangers love boobs!
Everyone has their area of expert knowledge.... if any of you need tips on how to do absolutely nothing amazingly well, let me know.
If they just built prisons out of the sh!t they package electronics in, no one could ever escape.
If you are having anxiety over something you`ve said or done, just remember that 90% of the world only cares what you look like.
That awkward moment when you go for a run and your boobs start to bounce up and down.......and you`re a guy.
Scientists are adding an extra second to the year 2015. Yeah. Here`s the bad news. You just wasted it reading this post.
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I`m slowly getting over it.
That sounds fried. I`ll take it.
The brain is the most outstanding organ, it works for 24 hours 365 days, right from your birth until you fall in love.
I wish I was as skinny as I was the first time I thought I was fat.
My therapist says I`m a clueless, un-observant trainwreck. Which is weird because up until this moment, I never even knew he was a therapist.
I need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour.
I want you to know that whatever problems you`re having, I`m here to read about it on Facebook
I`m trying to lose weight by eating carrots and bran muffins. It`s a fiber-optics diet.