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The problem with frozen yogurt is that it`s not ice cream.
Unlike milk, it is acceptable to cry over spilled beer.
I was about to read the story below. But it was too long.
I told the monster in my closet that coming out of there would make him gay. Ha!!,,That solves that problem.
Free will is good, but free pizza is better.
if your happy and you know it ---thank your ex
When I bust a move , it stays busted.
The best curve on a girl is her smile ;) ... Lol just kidding!
Hey Gotham City criminals, why isn’t the first thing on your to-do list “Unplug the Bat Signal”?
Always bring a stopwatch to church, guys. You want the girl that spends the longest amount of time in confession.
Sorry I just saw your text from last night, are you guys still at the restaurant
Some of us learn from the mistakes of others. The rest of us have to be the others.
Doctor told me to lose some weight, and suggested walking.So no more drive through taco bell. Now I park 5 spaces away and walk in
Apparently I`d rather debate in my mind whether or not to get up and pee than sleep.
I wake up everyday planning to be productive. Then a voice in my head says, " hahaa, good one!" Then we laugh and laugh and take a nap.