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Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but my boss just gets mad when I don`t come to work
Could you guys just scroll a little? I was really funny yesterday.
Dear axe body spray, Could you Please put a suggested spray size on your deodorant bottles. Best regards, Asphyxiated girls everywhere.
Laughter is the best medicine but if you are laughing without any reason, I think you need medicine
"Nineteen letters long" is 19 letters long.
I try not to laugh at my own jokes… but we all know I’m Hilarious.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women hahaha
You say I’m dirty minded, but how did you understand what I meant?
No thanks, marriage. If I wanted to stop getting laid I would just start wearing crocs.
I can cope with voices in my head but the voices outside my head drive me crazy.
"I can`t believe it`s not clutter." ~ A recovering hoarder
Sometimes I wish my dog could talk…then I remember all the things he has seen me do when I’m alone.
ok ladies quick question?,say a guy wanted to wear a thong does he tuck shirt in or out? Asking for a friend.
My Wife does this cute thing where she says that "actions speak louder than words" and then gets pissed at me for just nodding.
I don`t know karate, but I do know crazy, and I`m not afraid to use it.