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I feel like I could give a great NBA locker room speech. "Guys, we`re all millionaires, none of this matters."
I`m not impatient. You`re just slow.
You`d think my neighbors could have the decency to ignore me back.
Of all the grotesque sounds coming from the bathroom stall next to me, the camera click was the most disturbing!!
You have got to have worse hand-eye coordination than a lama on crack
I`ll be a morning person when it`s Christmas.
Guys that try to pick up girls on facebook are pathetic. Girls if you agree, message me your number so we can talk about it.
You know your a$s is ugly when you`re the one always asked to take the photo.
Every time I stop making bad decisions, I get more and more boring.
Why don`t strip clubs do Black Friday? It would be the one place I would camp out to go in.
We all have that one person we forever regret giving our phone number to.
May you have a prosperous New Year. I may need to borrow money.
What doesn`t kill you, makes you stronger... except for lions, lions will definitely kill you.
Isn’t it funny how people that talk too much also have annoying voices?
Don`t feel bad if you don`t enjoy my posts. The important thing to remember is that I do. I enjoy all of them. That`s what matters.