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*wants to travel the world but has like 3 dollars*
Only 273 fruit roll-ups to go until I get my full serving of fruit...
If you eat it in the car before you get home, it never existed.
Insomnia causes questionable browser history.
If the waitress in the One Bell Pub is reading this can we please have our pudding now, cheers
If karma doesn`t hit you, I gladly will.
Instead of having a child, I intend to spend my life acting like one.
I will give you unconditional love as soon as you meet my list of demands.
Whatever “Estimated Time of Arrival” on the GPS. Challenge accepted.
I`m no auto mechanic but I`m pretty good at letting people who drive behind me know whether or not they need new brakes
Yeah I`m married, but get one thing straight,,, I do WHAT I want, WHEN I wanhjkjhgfd,, THIS IS SCOTT`S WIFE, HE HAS TO GO NOW, HE SAYS GOODNIGHT.
Why does it have to be bacon OR sausage?
i hate that the sun comes up so early
I already know that I`m going to hell ... At this point it`s really go big or go home.
all joking aside, think how many babies might be created tonight on valentines day