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Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will only be jingling "part" of the way this year, as usual ur patience is appreciated.
I`m just going to put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.
People say that marriage is a job...marriage is not a job, its a hobbie!! Dating while you`re married...that`s a job!!
I still water my dead plants every 3 months. Just in case...
When I see someone walking more than one dog I always think, "wow, that person must be really blind."
So when is this `old enough to know better` suppose to kick in ?
The only thing that makes me happy about the launch of a new model cell phone is that I can finally afford the previous model.
I always push when I should pull. I have doorlexia.
Iām not lazy, Iām on energy saving mode.
You`re in your 20`s... you don`t have "haters"... you have "adults" that think you are "annoying"
Sorry I missed your call. I was peeing and had both hands full.
I`m not saying you`re stupid; you just have bad luck when it comes to thinking.
This day will end with either wine or shopping. Probably both.
The nice thing about living in the southern states is that "He needed killing" is a valid legal defense here.
My sleep number is 24. That`s a case of beer and I sleep like a baby.