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I want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view.
For those of you wondering what it`s like to be married, I`m on day 3 of an argument I didn`t know I was having.
It’s hard to get a lot done when you’re busy having a snack every 15 minutes
Saying "I`m offended" is basically telling the world you can`t control your own emotions so everyone else should do it for you.
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.
Don’t trust people that dislike pizza. They’re probably not human.
To stupidity ... And beyond!!
I have reliable inside information about Apple`s next product. I will not be able to afford it.
We should not have trusted anything Charlotte wrote in her web. She was consistently talking out of her ass.
I need to start setting an alarm to go to bed.
I never let anyone see me eat junk food. Not because I`m afraid they will judge me. I just don`t want to share.
"I smell carrots. Do you smell carrots? `cause I smell carrots..." ~ Snowmen.
You might call it lazy ... I call it selective participation.
These ‘energy saving` light-bulbs are bullsh!t. They take just as much effort to screw in as the ordinary ones.
The sad part about seeing any shopper at Walmart with a blue tooth, is that normally it is that shopper`s only tooth.