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If anyone tells you that you drink to much on the weekends. Stop talking to them...you don`t need that kind of negativity in your life
I wish pillsbury would think of another way to open biscuits without giving you a heart attack ;)
Some of the best things in life...are mistakes.
You know what`s really great about being a narcissist? Me.
I just found if you tuck one part of a pants leg into your sock,,,, people expect less of you.
We spend so much money on buying different clothes... without realizing the best moments are spent without clothes
did you notice when you yell "yo ugly" about 10 people turn around
Is there a phobia for leaving the house when your phone isn`t fully charged? There should be.
First thing I do in the morning: Look at the clock and hope I have more time to sleep.
"People should just mind their own business," probably the funniest thing I`ve ever read on a social networking site.
Most of the lies I tell aren`t even true.
I`m saving all my good posts for when I can think of some.
Of course women have cleaner minds than men. They change them much more often
I have good taste, I just don`t have the money to prove it.
Ok everyone enough of your "family" time, come back to the internet. We are your real family.