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A synonym is a word you use when you can`t remember how to spell the other word.
Hi can you fill this prescription please? Sir this is just a post-it note with `give me the good stuff` written on it.
I don`t always agree with everything I say. :)
I don`t think boredom gets enough blame for the trouble it causes.
Being normal? Ugh. I can`t imagine how awful that must be.
How do people dumb enough to buy $500 sunglasses make enough money to buy $500 sunglasses?
I tried kickboxing, but I couldn`t get the hang of walking with boxing gloves on my feet.
Hey guys,,, Which sounds better: No longer rabid?, Or rabies free since 2003?........ I`m trying to update my e-harmony profile
Why don`t family members send me money for my birthday anymore? I need it now more than when I was 7
You ever wonder why wearing no underwear is called “going commando”? It seems to me it wouldn’t be useful in a combat situation.
It`s been an exhausting day of pretending I`m a pleasant person.
Some days I just wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
Don`t take nude pics. Problem solved.
The only thing I have learned so far in this company meeting is that this room has 37 ceiling tiles and 24 fluorescent bulbs.
If I had a penny for everytime I heard you bitch at me I`d have enough money to invest in a hitman