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Monica & Chandler’s twins would be 9 this year, Pheobe’s triplets 14, Ben 18, and Emma 11. Let’s just take a moment to let that sink in.
I like the part of the day where we eat the food.
Like this if you can’t think of a clever status either.
Hmmmm what should I buy myself for Valentines day.
I was sad, because I had no shoes. Until I met a man that had no feet. So, I took his shoes, cuz hey, he wan`t using them anyway!
I want a firsthand test of the "mo money, mo problems" hypothesis.
My tombstone will probably say, "Dead, but finally sober".
I just scrolled so far back on Facebook`s Timeline... I wound up back over on MySpace. :(
Just used the holiday card with your kid`s face on it to scoop up a dog turd in the living room.
Scientists are adding an extra second to the year 2015. Yeah. Here`s the bad news. You just wasted it reading this post.
I hate when people call me and ask "WHO IS THIS?"
Don´t be stupid, it´s not smart.
Ahhh..Sunday..the biggest decision of the day...to bathe or not to bathe.
First, Ray Rice. Now, Adrian Peterson. The prison football league is going to be off the chain this year.
Before you refer to someone as your ex, make sure they know you dated.