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This time change has me all messed up. Driving with my hands at 11 and 3 is hard
Well bugger... Just realised the plant ive been watering for 2 years is fake.
List of the most populated places in the world - 1. China 2. India 3. Friend Zone 4. United States 5. Indonesia
Reverse Psychology: DO not STALK MY FB PAGE. YOU ARE not OBSESSED WITH ME...
The lady walking ahead of me sped up so I did, she began running so I did, she screamed so I did. I never even saw what we were running from.
I got kicked out of the zoo for feeding the ducks ... to the alligators.
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the “M” is silent.
If I can see you, you`re invading my personal space.
If I get an e-mail from you that says "Sent from my Blackberry" at the bottom, please understand that I`m not going to respond. I can only assume that you sent it in 2006.
Why do I get the feeling that a lot of adults nowadays who ask kids "What do you want to be when you grow up?" are just trying to come up with some ideas?
That mind-blowing moment when you realize chores were really the crap your parents didn’t want to do.
It would be great if there was an app that deletes your phone number from other people`s phones.
"Can`t touch this." ... "Can`t touch this." ... "Can`t touch this."--MC Hammer giving a Museum tour
Day 10: I am thankful there are only 20 days left for all my friends to be thankful about how awesome their lives are.
I`ll be glad when it`s warm enough to pee outside