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I might not be a great example, but I´m one hell of a good warning.
In actuality, Batman is just a more violent and dark version of Inspector Gadget.
A married man has 2 options in an argument...he can be right or he can be happy
Each day is a gift, but some days are socks and underwear
I was gonna call you... but I`m still sober.
First you`re telling me to be myself, then you`re telling me to stop being an idiot. Make up your mind!
It’s a good job Apple isn’t in charge of New Year. We’d all be expecting 2015 and get 2014S instead.
If you insist on sending me pics of your boobs please at least be a female!!
When asked `What would you bring with you to a deserted island`, how come no one ever replies, `A boat.`?
Early reports indicate I`m gonna be drunk all weekend.
Two can play that game...` -people who dont understand that`s how games usually work
The only clubs I’m into are sandwiches.
People who cook Hot Pockets in the oven, Where are you getting all this free time?
The reason swans mate for life is because they don`t talk.
Don`t feel bad if you don`t enjoy my posts. The important thing to remember is that I do. I enjoy all of them. That`s what matters.