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Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.
Sorry I cut you off mid-sentence so I could sprint after an ice cream truck.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth
My neighbors listen to some excellent music. Whether they like it or not.
I’m still waiting for the episode of Storage Wars where there’s a homeless guy living in the unit.
does anyone know if smurfs are gluten free
Procrastination is a dish best served eventually.
After how long is it ok to tell your friends that they are imaginary?
I wish I had the confidence of a male flight attendant
When do you take 5 hr energy? Right when I get off work ..12am!..beer here I come!
I need a better plan of action when my phone rings than throwing it.
Is anyone going to tell America`s funniest videos about YouTube?
Good neighbors do not put password on their wi-fi.
Day Light savings this weekend is pissing me off, we will lose a hour we will never get back...........wait...thinkin`.....I guess we do....carry on...
Alright, I give up! I`ve listened to the song like 50 times now, and I still don`t know what the fox is saying!