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Today`s big idea - Coffee eye drops
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advise.
Trying to learn Mandarin Chinese but the amount of money I`m spending on fortune cookies is getting ridiculous.
Is it rude to throw a breath mint in someone`s mouth while they are talking?
Take your age. Subtract 3. Then add 3. That is your age.
I slept like a rock last night, meaning I woke up in the flower bed with the house key under my belly.
How did people crash their vehicles before cellphones?
If your wife asks you if you know where the broom is, it`s not a good idea to ask her if she is going somewhere.
DID YOU KNOW: If every person on the planet lined up along the Earth`s equator, most of them would drown.
You know that confused look that old people get when looking at new technology? I`m like that, but with salad.
I don`t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
Sometimes I can’t remember what parking lot I left my car in at the mall so I get it Malaysia Airlines…I totally get it.
I never mix business with pleasure, ......unless i call an escort.
Secret Web Cam Test: Please nod your head yes if you can read this.
My mom told me to follow my dreams. So I took a nap.