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I’m cutting the sleeves off my Snuggie because it makes me look more badass.
Pinatas are a great way to teach children that if you repeatedly beat something with a stick, eventually you’ll get what you want.
Wow!!! Thank you guy on Facebook I went to high school with and haven`t spoken to in 14 years, you really changed my mind about this upcoming election....
The most common crossfit injury is a black eye from talking about it too much.
The first guy who bought pants had to go to the store without pants on, and that’s how science works.
If you have ever sat in the toilet at work and wondered how long you can sit there before someone searches for you, the answer is 47 minutes
For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
I feel like dinner parties are secretly competitions about who watches the most news and documentaries
WTF, I feel like I pay these bills every month.
If a worker gets fired & banned from the Lego company, have they been "blocked"?
A new heavy metal Christian Rock band will soon be releasing their debut album. They`re called Nuns `n` Moses.
for those people out there who don`t know me, congrats your not a facebook addict
Why is it when you take a break from Facebook everyone assumes you`re happy and in love ... Maybe I was in jail.
I don`t know what your problem is, but I`ll bet it`s hard to pronounce.
No, I CAN’T believe how early it’s getting dark. After 4 billion years of this happening I was sure this would be the year it didn’t.