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People, like prescription drugs, should have to list the side effects they`re likely to cause.
Oh and BTW,,, Why haven`t Pig Pen`s parents been visited by child services yet?
Pumpkin for sale. Slightly used
I wish the guy who made the vacuum cord would chat with the guys that make phone chargers.
Chase you? ... B!tch please, I don`t even chase my liquor.
Never scratch your a$$ with chocolate on your fingers.
They told me to never give up. Now they call me a stalker.
Up to date Girl Scout cookie sales by states: California: 138,000 Boxes Florida: 129,000 Boxes Virginia: 126,000 Boxes Colorado: 8 Million Boxes
"I`m tired of you pushing me around and talking behind my back." ----people in wheelchairs probably
I`ve decided that from now on I`m going to answer every question like a presidential candidate. It`s kind of fun...
"Dean, what are you doing this weekend?"
"That`s a great question -- and an important one. And I WILL do something this weekend. But let me take a step back, and answer a broader question. What are we ALL doing this weekend? As a nation? As a world? This weekend, I will do something comprehensive and robust, yet fun. We all should."
"But what are you doing?"
"What I`m g
I shake my bottled water so the H`s & O`s are evenly distributed.
I swear on this f*cking chicken I will never swear again. Oops.
I had a wet dream about you last night. Yeah, I was drowning you in a lake.
I`m starting a pay it backward campaign. When I get up to the drive through window I tell them that the car behind me is going to pay for it.
My ex-wifes facebook status said "I`m depressed and on the edge"... So I poked her!