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Here`s a thought: Let`s let the illegal Mexicans stay and send the whining crybabies to Mexico. At least the illegal Mexicans are willing to work.
Why am I single? Answer me. . . ANSWER ME YOU STUPID CATS!!!
If I were a cashier I`d pretend people were waiting in line to kiss me.
Remember that there’s always someone cooler, smarter, stronger or sexier than you. That would be me.
Welcome to WebMD. Type quickly, you don`t have long.
I found my wife through online dating. So, she`s definitely got some explaining to do!
I never sign anything until I pretend to read it first..
Trying to figure out how to ask a girl on a first date of Netflix and pizza without sounding all serial killery
*puts selfie on top of christmas tree because I am the star*
Sorry for nicking your car with my door, but you didn`t leave much room. It`s small, but I circled it with my key so you could find it.
If you insist on sending me pics of your boobs please at least be a female!!
Smile. It makes people wonder what you´re up to.
Nice try blocked number, but I don`t even answer my phone when I know who`s calling.
You`re the type of person who didn`t rewind the Blockbuster VHS...
Apple is looking to expand its market share among Latinos. No word yet on the release date of their newest device, the iCaramba.