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Facebook: Saving us money on birthday cards since 2004
Oh Mickey, you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey. Hey Hey Mickey!..face it you didn’t read that, you sang it.
A rainy Friday is still better than a sunny Monday.
Thinking about moving to Alabama just so I don’t have to scroll through all those other states when I sign up for websites.
If you are stalking me, please keep up, I have a lot of errands today.
You tell me I`m crazy, the voices tell me I`m not. 4 against 1, so........
screw flowers, its all about chia pets ;)
Who needs the weather network when you have Facebook.
Over 500 channels and not a DAMN THING to watch! I suppose I should subscribe to some of them...
The only person that can procrastinate more than me hasn`t even been born yet.
Tried to text "playa" but it changed it to "player" I must have the white iPhone.
Remind me why I work 40 hours a week to be this poor?
See, I would run, but it`s usually bodies of joggers that are found dead in the woods.
My girlfriend wanted me to come shopping, but I had a headache... I must have caught it from her last night when we didn`t have sex.
Another year has passed. I`ve just about given up on the Mayans.