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I hide from people too, so I get it unicorns, I get it.
Talking louder does not make you any less wrong.
How many facebook friends do you have that if they posted "I`m depressed and on the edge", your first thought would be to poke them?
My neck, my back. My pizza and my snacks.
If anyone is looking for an unlicensed helicopter pilot give me a call. . .
I`ve just realised that I`ve got one of those cool body types that can eat whatever I want and get fat.
Why is it called mooning when you`re actually showing uranus?
Not everything on CNN is fake news. Some of it is commercials.
Hey sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.
Sometimes you have to photoshop your life. Touch up edges, adjust the tones, blur the background, focus on yourself & crop some people out.
Just when I think I`m over my insomnia the car behind me honks.
Every morning I swallow a piece of paper that says "Keep up the good work fellas!!" just in case I die and the doctors have to do an autopsy on me
If I say "I don`t know, let me look", I`m really just spinning around in my chair a few times while you`re on hold.
Kids maybe a gift..... But I like playing with the box it came in.
I just need someone to feed me and tell me I’m pretty.