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The earth moves 1.6 million miles per day. So no I didn`t just "lay in bed and watch TV all day" I traveled very far thank u
If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine :)
Laziness: the habit of resting before you get tired.
Gimmie a P. Gimmie an R. Gimmie an O. Gimmie a C. Gimmie an R. Gimmie an A. Gimmie an S. Gimmie a....oh, nevermind. I`ll finish this later.
Hello is this HP? Iād like to make a return. I ordered a Laser Jet and you sent me a printer.
Crazy people are never aware of their own insanity. Iām so glad Iām not a crazy person.
F*ck It - My final thought before making decisions.
My kids are giving all the people on this airplane a hard lesson in birth control right now.
As a matter of fact, the whole world does revolve around me.
I just assume that when a restaurant automatically adds 15% to the bill for a tip that the service is going to suck.
If you have just started playing flappy bird I would like to warn you there is nothing up ahead but more dangling pipes and disappointment
You know if you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges :)
I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes.
Do I misuse contractions? Yes, but it`s what it`s.
This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuursday FridaySaturdaySunday.