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So you`ll be able to buy Girl Scout Cookies online this year ... Your move Weight Watchers
I`m just a few smartphone apps away from never having to talk to anyone again.
I always push when I should pull. I have doorlexia.
Quick question, ladies: If you shave your eyebrows off and then draw them back on, what the heck are you doing?
Definition of insanity - Doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results
Unless your kid`s fundraiser is selling booze, I want no part of it.
They say 1 in 3 people cheat in a relationship. I`m not sure if its my wife or my girlfriend.
Your girl always on her knees. What she forgot she had feet?
Working on my 32 point plan to be more spontaneous. Any suggestions?
Some days I feel about as useful as the pants in Donald Duck`s closet.
Cheers to alcohol! The cause of, and solution, to all of life’s problems!
I wonder who Jason Waterfalls is and why did TLC not want him to go...
I`ve been sober 136 days. Not in a row, but still...
I`m glad the Eclipse is over so I can go back to staring directly into the sun.
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you`ll be really far away from me with your motivational nonsense.