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Whoever determined that a 1-inch candy bar should be called “fun sized” should really re-evaluate their standards for entertainment.
I`d hate to be a dragon .....I`d get so pissed tryin to blow out my birthday candles.
My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I`m camping, I won`t be covered.
Whoa! Thank you warning label! I was actually considering using my new floor lamp in the shower.
I started seeing this girl recently. She sometimes texts. Sometimes Whatsapps. Sometimes she emails. Sometimes she Facebooks. Im getting mixed messages.
How about putting that screaming kid on vibrate
Most people don`t think I`m as old as I am until they hear me stand up.
I stayed at a really nice, really fancy hotel this weekend. The towels were so thick I could hardly get my suitcase shut.
Why does Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell insurance. Is there something dirty about insurance we should know about?
I don`t understand interventions. What`s the point of being told I drink too much by a room full of reasons why I drink in the first place?
When your parties have glasses instead of red cups, you’re a grown up.
I am proud to say that I have completed the 1st item on my bucket list... I got the bucket
my neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning , can you believe that 2:30am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums...
If anyone knows Phillip tell him I have a bunch of his screwdrivers.
is wondering if the hokey pokey is really what it´s all about