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When we are small, our mom`s would use really small forks as spoons to feed us...But what about Chinese moms? Would they use toothpicks?
Thinks that thinking about thoughts of thinking are too thinkable for thoughts to be thought about thinking, I think.
Another day where I`m not skinny, rich or famous. Getting real tired of this sh*t.
Remember that there’s always someone cooler, smarter, stronger or prettier than you. That would be me.
Remeber that time we came to work and we were excited? Me neither.
I may or may not have just "Whipped my Hair Back and Forth".......
Ebay is really getting worse and worse to use. Yesterday I searched for a cigarette lighter. I got 3,974, 601 matches...
I still remember when everyone wanted their phone to be smaller. Now that we can watch porn on them, everyone wants them bigger.
I feel like landlords who don’t allow dogs but DO allow children don’t know very much about children.
Happy 4/21! National work drug testing day!
The first rule of elevator club is don`t talk to other members of elevator club.
Ever since I installed AdBlock, all the single ladies in my area seemed to have lost interest.
If your parachute doesn`t deploy, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
What do horses eat? Hay. What do gay horses eat? Haaaayyyy!
Still have not used all the free hours from my AOL start up disk