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Relationship status: Don`t tell me to calm down! You called a stormtrooper a robot!
Things were said. Feelings were hurt. Your car was set on fire. My point is you’re wrong & Raphael isn’t the best Ninja Turtle. Get over it.
I hate people that don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”. Their so stupid…….
Talking to you makes me invent new swear words.
You know what’s huge in Japan? ..Sumo wrestlers. ;)
I have an alcohol problem, in that I can`t afford any.
Car next to me in the liquor store parking lot has a family sticker. She has seven kids! ... I better get in there quick! She`s gonna buy it all.
I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you`re good with grammar you`ll get it.
Rejected Olympic Events: Javelin Catch... Jello Shotput... Border Fencing... Cardboard Boxing... Menstrual Cycling... Salad Tossing... Wrestling Demons...
If I notice an unfinished jigsaw puzzle at some`s house, I always take a piece home with me.
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
Take Note: a stress ball can be used for throwing at people who stress you out.. You`re Welcome..
You never truly appreciate Newton’s laws of motion until you’ve sneezed while going to the bathroom.
If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?
The quality of a good neighbour is not seeing them often.