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A good husband is like a bra. He should be supportive and help support your burdens, but mostly he`s just there to touch your boobs.
common sense is like deodrant. the people who need it thr most never use it.
All I`m saying is if guys were meant to make them, they`d be call sandWIZARDS.
FYI : My post aren`t directed at anyone in particular...so should anyone be offended by them, I say if the shoe fits ... Wear It!!!!!
Women spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking.
Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and/or possibly arrested, I would like to wish you all a Happy Friday.
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, `13...13....13...13.` The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on. Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick. Then they all started shouting. `14...14...14...14....
WTF, marathoners? I don’t even like to drive 26 miles.
I`m pretty sure the whole "ladies first" thing was created by a guy just to check out a$$.
Even though I`m only 29, I know I`m going to die a bitter, lonely, miserable old man ... I`m married.
There`s a time and a place for alcohol ... In my hand and now.
This weekend, a woman in colorado gave birth inside a Wal Mart. Apparently, its the first thing found in a Wal Mart not made in China.
My exercise routine needs to include a little more than opening difficult pistachios.
Just saw the previews for the movie Taken 3, you would think by now he would`ve gave his daughter self-defense and gun lessons?
I didn`t come here to make friends. I go to the cat shelter for that.