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Its all fun and games until you realize your Capri Sun has no straw.
I cant remember the last time i forgot something
A lot of you lose your sh!t and have some pretty epic, public meltdowns. I just wanted to say thanks.
I have no words to describe this day. I do however have a number of obscene gestures that would work.
Yesterday I had to screw in a light bulb . Later, I crossed a road and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.
why hello there stalker! Enjoying my profile?(=
Unless life hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.
I am not looking for a one night stand, 2 hours will be plenty enough.
I`d do anything to lose 20lbs. Well, except for eating healthy or working out.
Some days the problem is I care too much... Today was not one of those days...
I was so angry when I found my wife’s profile on a dating website. That lying b!tch isn’t “fun to be around.”
The internet has made me so ADD. Started off googling "how to replace a timing belt" ended up watching a video on how to milk a camel.
If horror movies have taught me anything, it`s lock up your butcher knives if your child addresses you as "mother" or "father."
Unless your name is “Google”, stop acting as if you know everything!
Wanna have a little fun? Post "Anyone know a good lawyer?" Then sit back and watch the speculation run wild!