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Chuck E. Cheese is just a casino for little kids.
You and I are just different. And by different I mean you`re stupid.
I really hate it when someone else creates something that I haven`t had the chance to think of first...
Next time you are in a restaurant, give this a thought. The fork you are using has been in the mouth of hundreds of people. Now look at the people eating right by you. Scary, right?
When are we gonna admit that those tools we keep by the fireplace are just for killing people?
Nothing says you are ugly like Facebook asking ``Are you sure you want to make this your profile picture?``
If you don`t leave a buffet looking like someone told you bad news you didn`t get your money`s worth.
I`m tough and can take whatever life throws at me ... Especially if its dipped in chocolate first.
Don`t call me names, you don`t know enough words to describe me
If at first you don`t succeed, find out where she lives.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Every time I see a pregnant woman, I very much want to ask if she swallowed a watermelon seed.
I repaired my blow up doll with superglue.....that was an awkward trip to the emergency room (<>..<>)
Like a good neighbor, stay over there
Walmart has their new Savings Catcher app... I`m thinking savings isn`t the only thing you will catch ...