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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a complete idiot.
I am so thankful for all the people that aren`t in my life.
I`ll do a lot of things for money, but I draw the line at working...
What doesn`t kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you.
If I could trade places with anyone for a day it would have to be on the day I die. I wouldn`t want to be me on that day.
Parallel park, like nobody’s laughing.
to do list: buy a parrot. teach the parrot to say, "Help!! I`ve been turned into a parrot!"
If I ever sound inspriational, one of us is drunk.
Finding friends with the same disorder as you... priceless!
Who wants to do something we will regret in the morning? Anyone?
Ironing boards are just surf boards that gave up their dreams and got real jobs.
Relationship status: sleeping in my bed diagonally.
Shout out to all the girls who don`t have to dress half naked to get a mans attention. Stay classy! And the rest of you come with me.
homework wont kill me, but why take the risk!
Eww!!! Beer does NOT taste good on Cocoa Puffs! ..I`m switching back to my Fruit Loops! ;)