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Pandas are proof that if you have a cute enough outfit no one will call you fat.
Sex ed class should be listening to a baby cry for 5 hours while watching the same cartoon on repeat.
I hope to get to the point in my life where I`m not excited about finding change on the ground.
Time to get out of bed and worry from another location.
Imagine all the amazing places you could take naps if you were Superman.
Dont you hate it when you open a bag of chips and its half full?! Yeah, that´s how us guys feel about push-up bras!!
Drunk is when you feel sophisticated…but can’t pronounce it.
Now that I know how many calories there are in a pint of beer , I have decided to stop eating.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who really do.
Whatever doesn’t kill me makes me all like, “Whoa! That was close!”
Why can`t someone look at me the same way I look at pizza?
I’ve taken off my pants in most malls that I’ve been to.
People often mistake me for being a good listener. The truth is, I really just don`t want to talk.
Who ever snuck the s in "fast food" was a clever little bastard!
Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.