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Only 273 fruit roll-ups to go until I get my full serving of fruit...
Saying the word "awkward" in an awkward situation only makes it more awkward. Especially if you sing it.
ATM is telling me I have insufficient funds. Worst part is I was just walking by minding my own business.
I don`t know what I would do without you, but I bet it`s awesome.
I wish pillsbury would think of another way to open biscuits without giving you a heart attack ;)
thinks that decaffeinated coffee is just useless brown water.
The best way to deal with dumb people is to never leave your house sober
My new bumper sticker ... "Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
My neighbours diary say`s I have boundary issues.
Trust me ...... I can`t believe I`m still here either.
Hooray ! My face book film has been nominated for an Academy Award
Ahh, Spring. When the days get longer and the dresses get shorter!!
If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
If the shoe fits, buy it.
I spent the first 20 minutes of 2014 looking for the remote.