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The most annoying are those people in great shape at the gym…. I’m like, “What are you doing here? You’re done.”
Why do they waste so much money on all the checkout lanes at Walmart, when they only have two of them open at any given time.
Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.
Earlier this morning, I was invited to join a XXX facebook group. I was somewhat intrigued until I realized it was a group for guys who like to wear really big shirts.
is admitting to pushing Humpty Dumpty, he had it coming!!
I always see more people walking into Sam`s Club than out of Sam`s Club, but the meat`s cheap, so I don`t ask questions.
If you were home alone in the middle of the night, and you heard a fart, would you laugh or be scared.
I don’t know who decided that high heels were just for women but…GOOD CALL.
Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.
If you cannot FACE your problem, then the problem is your FACE.
“I saw that.” -Karma
And suddenly those annoying neighbors that leave their Christmas lights up all year long look like geniuses.
How long do I have to lay on the couch in the same position before I can call it "yoga"?
what do you mean booze ain`t food!?
According to my nipples, there;s a ninety-nine percent chance it`s cold as f*ck outside.