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I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch folks do it for hours.
It is hard to imagine how people showed their anger before doors were invented.
Crap, my Internet has been down for 4 days ...Probably because my neighbors moved 4 days ago.
Jehovah`s witnesses tell the worst knock, knock jokes
Panick, chaos, anarchy... my work here is done.
Whenever I hear that customer service calls are going to be recorded I do one of my raps because I`m too poor to pay for studio time
this is a status you spent your time reading: sj
"My place is a mess" - Every girl, ever.... "Well in that case, I`m not coming in" - No guy, ever
If pi is 3.14, then I think .99 is a good deal for 2 doughnuts.
I like superheroes but I`d rather hang out with the villains.
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
Just once I`d like a doctor to tell me I`m not getting enough beer in my diet.
My Facebook weather forecast looks like I can expect 2 or 3 inches of drama tonight followed by a lot of bullsh!t blowing in from all directions in the morning.
Oh really? It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown? How many muscles does it take to mind your own business
I fight evil wherever it may be ... except in dark, scary places.